December 2009
141 posts
FUCK airport security and FUCK overbooking.
“Oh ladies, pleasant and demure
Sallow-cheeked and sure I can see your undies”
– Colin Meloy
I don't know
what it is with my family and making me uncomfortable but they sure seem to enjoy doing it.
My regular grandmother was just telling me how she likes hairy chests and that it’s a good thing her husband has one.
EW…x50million
Great Grandmother
G Grandma: ooh that's a lot of food aint it?
Me: Mhm
G Grandma: eh?
Me: I said 'yes'
G Grandma: ohh.. *pokes my left breast* You got some pretty titties
Me: :O excuse me?
G Grandma: Mine are all flat
Me: :O
G Grandma: but what do you expect when you're 90 years old
Me: :O
Diverse Barbie Babies(somebody had to do it) →
LOL at little cousins
(469): Just turned rock’em sock’em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Ultra awesome song I can't download without money... →
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where were you born?
Madison, Wisonsin
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what do you like to bake?
Cookies, cakes, pumpkin pie, apple pie…everything!
its almost christmas, you excited?
Yes! I’m flying to Wisconsin tomorrow for PRESENTS!
What do you want from christmas. im not santa but name anything.
I want to not have to work the rest of my life.. lol.
or a video camera. ;)
Ask me...
Damn text
that I send with my pictures from my phone. It doesn’t show up. :[
just so you know, That girl is who I babysit, that veiw is from the top of City Hall in philadelphia and that food is from Reading Terminal Market.
YAY!
Christmas tour of Philly ‘09!
Baby crying in autotune.
or autotone whatever you...
“do you love me? I love me.”
– Swifty
“Disappointment is anger for wimps.”
– House MD
House is so lonely!
Wilson: The operation is in two hours and I'd like you to be there with me.
House: No.
Wilson: What.. why?
House: 'cause if you die, I'm alone.
“That was already a couple of years ago, but I still like to sing. I once...”
– Robert Pattinson on open mics (via robsessed)
I love when he sings. I’d rather he did that than acting. No, really.
