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Behold the awesome Nile Pickodile Sandwich!

Everyone loves a sandwich with a zesty pickle on the side, but what about a sandwich with a vicious crocodile pickle on the top?! Under the pickle monster, you’ll find the sandwich filled with still more pickles, gruyere cheese and lemon mayo. Pickletastic!

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